001. A dateless Eddie.
Tragedy has fallen, and the end is coming to a rapid end. The end is so near, you lot might want to live as if tonight was the very last night in existence. I felt it was only right as if I passed on this pertinent information, so you didn't waste away your last chance to do that ONE THING. You know the thing you kept putting off, knowing that you can do it tomorrow? That girl you haven't worked up the nerve to snog yet, because what if she rejects you?
Lads and Lasses! This might well be your last night EVER, so I suggest you get to snogging!
Considering it is a Friday night and I, the amazing Edgar Kiernan Bones, have found myself dateless, is the surest sign that the world is ending that I can think of. Whatever is the world coming to???
Ladies, well, those of you who are actually OF AGE and won't get me arrested, if you want to stop the world from ending than here's your chance. You + Me + Romantic Location of your Choosing? What more could you want??
Lads and Lasses! This might well be your last night EVER, so I suggest you get to snogging!
Considering it is a Friday night and I, the amazing Edgar Kiernan Bones, have found myself dateless, is the surest sign that the world is ending that I can think of. Whatever is the world coming to???
Ladies, well, those of you who are actually OF AGE and won't get me arrested, if you want to stop the world from ending than here's your chance. You + Me + Romantic Location of your Choosing? What more could you want??